Thursday, November 1, 2007

Barebacking Family Values


Remember the Washington state Republican who resigned after sex with a gay porn star? The police report has now been released and this defender of family values is seriously kinky. According to the report, State Rep. Richard Curtis began his boys night out getting a blow job in a video store, while wearing women's stockings and sequined lingerie. Yes, that's right, sequined lingerie. Then, still in ladies' undies, he took a prostitute/porn star to a hotel where he paid him $100 to top this champion of the traditional family. Curtis then asked to bearback the whore, who initially said no until Curtis agreed to pony up $1000. After a little unprotected flip-flop, Curtis fell asleep without paying up, so the trick stole his wallet.

So, we have oral sex with a man in a public place, in women's lingerie - sequined lingerie no less- we have anal sex for money with a porn star (they're all porn "stars"), and barebacking for more money. Oh yeah, and extortion. And a stethoscope and rope were found in the hotel room. I don't even want to think about what they were for.

Wow, all I did this weekend was go to the movies. My gay lifestyle is looking mighty boring.

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