In a shocking development, New Life Church has announced that Rev. Ted Haggard has "prematurely" left his "spiritual restoration" program that was seeking to make a real he-man, lady-lovin' stud out of the fallen sinner. "The process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete" a church spokesman actually said without laughing.
Aren't these the same "Christians" who declared Rev. Ted "completely heterosexual" after 3 weeks at straightways camp last year? Well, maybe not completely completely, just kinda completely.
How many times does this guy have to get slapped around before he finally gets the point? Ted, honey, I'll cut to the chase: You're GAY. Grow up and deal with it.
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