Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Mittens are Off: Romney is Out


Mittmentun is officially dead. Romney is dropping out of the presidential race today. Now he can go back to Massachusetts and give more money to Planned Parenthood and perform gay weddings, like he always wanted to.

3 comments:

Junior said...

Can you explain to me why I liked Mittens although my brain told me I shouldn't? Was it the plastic head? Was it the 27 children? It was something, I just can't figure it out.

When will Huckabee crawl back under the rock from whence he came...

Sam said...

The only explanation I can come up with is maybe you like him because he's kind of good looking in a creepy, plasticy, guy you'd never actually want to have sex with sort of way.

Junior said...

After I heard what he said about "family" when he was exiting the race, all those feelings went far, far away....