Hets Can Learn a Thing or Two From 'Mos

According to the New York Times today, heterosexual couples can learn a lot from gay couples. Some key quotes:

"Most studies show surprisingly few differences between committed gay couples and committed straight couples."
"same-sex relationships, whether between men or women, were far more egalitarian than heterosexual ones."
"While the gay and lesbian couples had about the same rate of conflict as the heterosexual ones, they appeared to have more relationship satisfaction, suggesting that the inequality of opposite-sex relationships can take a toll."

No wonder they don't want us to get married. We're too good at it.