Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Masturbation Will Soon Be Illegal in Delaware
If the new Republican candidate for the Senate has her way. Delaware Republicans have just made Christine O'Donnell the GOP nominee for the Senate, defeating long-time Congressman Mike Castle who was gay-baited shamelessly by O'Donnell. O'Donnell is famous for believing that people shouldn't masturbate and for founding an organization called SALT that tricks troubled people into subjecting themselves to "ex-gay" torture. She believes that gay people can be magically changed into non-masturbatory heterosexuals. Now, she's one step away from being a United States Senator and the Republican Party is one step closer to total insanity.