Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Masturbation Will Soon Be Illegal in Delaware
If the new Republican candidate for the Senate has her way. Delaware Republicans have just made Christine O'Donnell the GOP nominee for the Senate, defeating long-time Congressman Mike Castle who was gay-baited shamelessly by O'Donnell. O'Donnell is famous for believing that people shouldn't masturbate and for founding an organization called SALT that tricks troubled people into subjecting themselves to "ex-gay" torture. She believes that gay people can be magically changed into non-masturbatory heterosexuals. Now, she's one step away from being a United States Senator and the Republican Party is one step closer to total insanity.
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"Non-masturbatory heterosexuals"
What's that?
She believes people shouldn't masturbate and she believes gays can be magically changed to straight, therefore in her worldview, we'd all be non-masturbatory heterosexuals.
The only way I am able to sleep at night is to have the confidence that she will be TRAMPLED by her Democratic opponent in Nov.
Mark in DE
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