To get your gay card, you must first take a quiz. I scored 66 which is "acceptably gay." Seriously? Only acceptably gay? I protest some of the questions. I may not have Britney on my iPod, but I do have Judy, Barbra, Donna McKechnie, Vanessa Williams, Barbara Cook, Lulu, Abba, and the entire 1957 and 2009 original cast recordings of West Side Story. So there!
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I got "44 - Gay in training".
How freaking INSULTING is that??
How funny!!
Oh, Dear! I scored a mere 56. They informed me I need to try harder.
Sam,
There is only a draft copy of The Gay Agenda from 1978. The final copy is still in committee. I understand that in the interests of inclusivity and collaboration(and after many, many pot luck suppers), the Womyn's review is using a consensus model. I have heard rumors that they are close to determining a regular meeting day and time. So, in the meantime, use your draft copy.
PS I am afraid that there may still be a few issues to resolve in the system. I noticed that the classic S&M question (Streisand or Midler)was not included. I am astonished that your reference to Donna McKechnie and original cast albums from both the original and revivals of West Side Story should have earned you Gold Card status.
Yes Will, it was quite a flawed quiz.
I know. I'm not sure who came up with those questions. I don't even HAVE and ipod. And no mention of La Barbra? WTF?
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