It has been revealed that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gets debilitating migraines. Apparently she gets them often and, according to unnamed staffers, they leave her "incapacitated." The Congresswoman responded quickly to the story saying:
“Let me be abundantly clear — my ability to function effectively has never been impeded by migraines and will not affect my ability to serve as commander in chief,”
I'm sure she's quite right. Migraines are the least of what we have to worry about from a President Bachmann. One of her sons is apparently a medical resident and has said that his mother already knows the cause: high heel shoes. She gets the migraines when she wears heels. Gay can become straight and heels cause migraines. Welcome to the world of President Bachmann.
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The woman needs sensible pumps and a brain that functions within norms.
Perhaps her tinfoil hat is too tight.
My apologies, I am just a wee bit b*tchy today.
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