Friday, July 29, 2011

A Word to Joshua

Project Runway is back and I already know who took Jay McCarroll's advice to play to the production, not to the judges.  Joshua McKinley took his shirt off in the audition to show Seth Aaron his hairless torso, he has pictures of himself in his portfolio, and he apparently hopes Michael Kors has a pit fetish. 

Apparently his massive arms were too constrained by the sleeves of the scrubs, so he actually cut them off.  I guess he can't work if his pits can't breathe properly.  Honey, we get it.  You're young, cute and fit.  I didn't look that good on my best day and yes,I'm jealous.  That said, you don't have to be so obvious.  Wear the occasional sleeve and for God's sake, wash 1980s GQ cover model goop out of your hair.

5 comments:

Junior said...

Everyone knows the way to be adored sexually by gay men when you're on "Runway" is to be totally blase about the fact that you're hot (eg, Rami, Daniel Vosovic, Keith). I'm questioning his taste level.

Sean said...

Some times I like obvious.

Sam said...

Good point, Junior.

Sam said...

Sean, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little turned on by Joshua.

Bandana Jack said...

clearly joshua should be designing for jake shears, they have the same aesthetic... and its working for me in both cases.

now i am going to be forced to be aware of this show again, sigh.