Dick: Heads Will Explode

Brace yourselves, people, Dick Cheney's much-anticipated autobiography is about to drop and the Big Dick says that heads will explode all over Washington!  Maybe the Washington Heights Senior Center where you can find the only people left who actually give a shit what he says.  Prepare for a major media onslaught as the publisher tries to recoup what was, I'm sure, a hugely inflated advance.  Too bad there's a major hurricane about to hit New York that will consume 110% of media attention just when Dick needs everybody to pay attention to him.