Monday, August 22, 2011

The Gay Housewives of Dallas

As if The A-List New York wasn't bad enough, those enterprising queens at Logo have a new cast in Dallas.  Prepare for brain rot, Texas style:




Now, I have never pretended to be A list and I'm not a barely legal twink like some of those cast members, but I do know an awful lot of folks in gay Dallas, including some real A Listers, and I have no idea who any of those people are.  Nobody has any idea who those people are.  I understand the cowboy is actually from Oklahoma, which is not Dallas or even greater Dallas and that longhorn shot was Fort Worth, which is not Dallas.  An A lister would know that.  Maybe they should have called it The A-List Southwest/Midwest Region with a Blonde, Fake-Boobed Yankee For No Discernable Reason. 

Still have a few brain cells?  This will take care of them:

 


I guess James is supposed to be the Hot one.  If he wants to be the Reichen of Texas he should start by toning down the lip gloss.

2 comments:

Doug said...

The closest I will get to watching that trainwreck is reading T Lo's post-show commentaries.

Will said...

I'm so far away from 'twink' that you can see the curvature of the earth.

Will J