The tedious Anthony Bourdain recently had an interview with TV Guide in which he inexplicably went off on our lovely Paula Deen, calling her "the most dangerous person to [sic] America" and saying that her food "sucks." Paula, naturally, handled it like a lady and resisted the opportunity to call Bourdain a narcissistic douchebag or something else appropriate. She went on (forgive her) Fox and Friends and had this to say (and forgive me for posting something from Fox):
If Bourdain's smart, he'll take her up on her dinner invitation and kiss and make up. I would kill for dinner with Paula.
I've never seen Fox and Friends before, and don't plan to start watching now, but who's the cute guy on the left? Does he seem a little, oh, I don't know, festive to you guys? Don't you just love that they felt the need to bleep out "sucks?" How about Miss America in that painted-on mini-dress? She's rocking a great body for, what, 78? Didn't she inherit the crown from Bess Myerson?
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First of all, Sam. Thank you for making me snort all over my keyboard. Second, if you're going in, let's do this. The host guy has seen the business end of a stripper pole, let it be known, and Miss Lady is clearly eating her feelings. Whew. I feel better.
As for Mr. Boreanaz or whatever, I cannot stand him. My mother on the other hand loves him. She calls him Tony like they know each other. Paula shouldn't even waste her time. At least she still cooks!
Boudrain is not known for subtlety or grace. The personal nature of the attack was graceless. Ms Deen's response was somewhat Bachmanesque.
However, the kernal of truth may be if Ms Deen's programs and work assume the dependence upon ingredients that are industrially processed, have a high latent energy of fabrication, or transportation costs. Eating well, healthly and with and joy should not be dependent upon Con Agra, Archer Daniels Midland. The more intermediaries there are in the food chain, the less connection and understanding that people have with their food, their bodies and their health.
PS I'd be willing to sacrifice myself, solely for research purposes, to perform the necessary laboratoy experiments on the male host to determine his orientation and proficiency.
If Paula would fry me a big ol' bunch of okra I would be the happiest kid in the world.
She makes it like my mom did.
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