"Perkins: Let’s talk about this issue here, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, we knew a lot of this was going to happen, you’ve been pressing this issue from the very beginning. But just, I mean, days after this is signed into law, first we had the transvestites wanting to be allowed to come into the military, but now we have chaplains being ordered, or at least given the permission and of course we know what that means it means they’ll be pressured, to do same-sex weddings on military bases. Are they moving faster than you thought they would?
Hunter: No, in fact this is exactly what we knew would happen. We’re not especially clairvoyant, we can’t see into the future, but the homosexual lobby isn’t simply pressing to have equal status in the military with people that are heterosexual. They would like a military takeover by the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community, and that’s what they’re going to keep pushing for until it happens."
Holy crap! How did Duncan find out about our plans for a "military takeover!?" Did someone infiltrate our secret gay lifestyle meetings? Alert Ellen that there's been a security breach! Damn, now all our plans are up in smoke. Think of what could have been:
A revival of Gypsy starring Rosie O'Donnell, with performances in the Pentagon Center Courtyard.
SecDef's offices re-done in mid-century modern.
Gay soldier couples snapping up fixer-uppers in that charming transitional neighborhood in Kandahar.
Ladies' Lounge at the Officers' Club featuring leather recliners, big-screen TVs turned to ESPN, and artificial flower arrangements.
Men's Lounge at the Officers' Club designed by Philippe Starck.
All branches of the military scrap individual uniforms and adopt Navy whites.
The A-List Baghdad!
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Duncan Hunter Jr....as if the first Congressman Hunter were not bad enough...needs a good date with a hot, sweaty truck driver. THEN we will hear what he has to say.
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