Rick Santorum has made a campaign of strange analogies, like his comparison of straight marriage to a napkin while gay marriage is a paper towel. On Friday, celebrating the endorsement of the Iowa Secretary of State (for real; that's the best he's got), he explained why his Iowa surge is coming any day now:
“I’m confident that when they do, they’ll find one person who — maybe I’m not the flashiest person, I may be a little boring when it comes to, because I’m consistent. My record isn’t swiss cheese. I mean it’s solid, it’s a solid block of cheese.”
I hope he keeps his cheese away from the heat otherwise it could sticky, slimy, and runny.
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And, perhaps, a bit frothy.
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