Newt Thinks We're Pagans Who Are "Fundamentally" Violating Our Civilization

Here's the latest grandiose thought from the grandest thinker of grandiose thoughts ever denied tenure at West Georgia College:

"It's pretty simple: marriage is between a man and a woman. This is a historic doctrine driven deep into the Bible, both in the Old Testament and in the New Testament, and it's a perfect example of what I mean by the rise of paganism. The effort to create alternatives to marriage between a man and a woman are perfectly natural pagan behaviors, but they are a fundamental violation of our civilization."

If my marriage is a "perfectly natural pagan behavior" and a "fundamental violation of our civilization, then I assume that civilized behavior means marrying your high school teacher, fucking a younger babe, divorcing wife number 1 when she gets old and sick because she's not pretty enough to be first lady, marrying the gal you happen to be currently fucking because a politician needs a wife, fucking the shit out of an "aide" when wife number 2 gets older and sick and no longer pretty enough to be first lady, marrying the bottle blonde you're currently fucking, then condemning me and my disabled husband to whom I have maintained fidelity for over a decade.  Newt can bite my ass.