Tony Perkins Loves Santorum

I know you've been waiting on the edge of your collective seat for the outcome of the religious right pow wow being held this weekend at a Texas ranch to choose the ultimate non-Romney candidate.  I thought I smelled desperation in the Texas air.  Attendees at this fun-filled get-away include James Dobson (founder of Focus on the Family, now head of Family Talk), Don Wildmon (American Family Association), Gary Bauer (American Values), Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention, Christian Zionist leader John Hagee of San Antonio, and Kelly Shackelford of the Plano-based Liberty Institute (the Texas affiliate of Focus on the Family). 

I would advise all attractive teenage boys to stay the hell away. 


Drum roll please....the winner is Santorum!  Hate group leader Tony Toni Tone Perkins has announced that there was a "strong consensus" for Santorum at the confab.  I don't know what the hell they think they're going to do about it, though.  Check out these South Carolina poll numbers:
 

After the Santorum surge, he has been slipping back towards his usual position on the bottom.