A Conservative Talk Radio Host Walks Into a Gay Bar....

You may have read about Houston conservative talk radio host Michael Berry who allegedly hit a car and left the scene of the accident after allegedly attending a drag show at a gay bar.  Well, I can drop that second "allegedly" because he has admitted on his show that he was at TC's Show Bar.  Here's the quote from his radio show:

"I went into a bar.  There were gay people inside.  You know why I went in to a bar?  Let me confess.  Because there was cold beer waiting inside.  Is that a crime?  The fact that I'm not afraid of the fact that some of the people inside may be gay makes it a bad thing?  Would it have been better if I was at a strip club, or a Hooters?  Well if it would then maybe you should now know, I don't hate gays.  I don't fear gays.  I don't need to bash gays."

That's right folks, the only reason he went to a gay bar was because they had cold beer!  Everybody knows how hard it is to find cold beer in Houston.  Why, if you go to any sports bar or hotel bar or whatever bar, the'll likely serve you warm beer because they still rely on blocks of ice brought in by wagon train.  Only those clever gays have discovered refrigeration.  I'm sure there's absolutely nothing else to this story.