Ryan Lochte: Hot Man's Burden

Today's New York Times has a hard-hitting news piece about Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte and attempts to turn him into a sex symbol.  With source material like this, making him look sexy isn't exactly difficult.  In the article, you'll discover that he's sick of Gainsville, FL where he trains, that he wants to become a fashion designer (and thus was thrilled to be Vogue's cover boy), is not successful with dating, and loves bling.  It's all the news that's fit to print.