How To Make Right-Wingers Love Abortion

In a study published December 11, British scientists announced a new theory of homosexuality.  It involves "epi-marks" that determine how genes are expressed.  It's an untested mathematical model at this point, but it could eventually constitute proof that a gay sexual orientation is truly in-born.  

For anyone who thinks proof that we really are born this way would persuade the haters to stop persecuting us , here's a reality check.  Bryan Fischer, gay-obsessed spokesdouche for the American "Family" Association immediately announced that this research means that homosexuality is a "birth defect" and that "abortion-minded parents" would want to "exercise reproductive choice."  In other words, his immediate reaction is to suggest aborting gay babies.  He's not suggesting that he would chose abortion, mind you.  No, he's merely announcing on national radio that "abortion-minded parents" could kill what he hates within himself gay babies.  

So, now we know the strategy.  If there is proof that gay is in-born, the professional haters and closet-cases will claim that it's a birth defect and those poor, damaged unborn children can be aborted.